Your favorite meme dealer
Take the gambling shots responsibly.
There’s a thin white line between gambling and addiction.
Gambling on memecoins can be dangerously addictive. Win once, and you’re hooked. Lose once, and you’re chasing the win. Meet $JUNKY, the cat who gambles like there’s no tomorrow. Don’t believe a word he says; he’s just another addict. But you? You’re in control. You’re totally sane… right? Right?
“Bro, listen, you gotta trust me on this one, for real. I’ve got the play, safe bet, no risks. This is it, man, millions on the table. All I need is $1000 from you now, and by tomorrow? Boom. $100K in your pocket, easy. You trust me, right? You know me. Together, we’re invincible, brother. Let’s make this happen. You’re in, yeah?”
- JUNKY
Legendary Moments
JUNKY did cocaine with Donald
When Junky went to the White House and did cocaine with Donald to understand and talk about the risks of gambling addictions.
Saylor created JUNKY at Burning Man
When Michael Saylor went to Burning Man last August, he sniffed bitcoins and ended up talking about JUNKY as “the best idea [he’s] ever had.
The day Bolivia changed its flag
To celebrate the arrival of JUNKY in Bolivia, the Bolivian government decided to commemorate the event by creating a new flag in honor of the meme-drug baron.
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Stay Safe & Responsible
Warning Signs
- Feeling anxious about being all in
- Your imaginary friends are proud of you
- Compulsive clicking finger
- The only thing you eat is the dip
Prevention Tips
- If you’re out of money, borrow more from anyone
- Stop chasing losses unless you’re close to making it
- Don’t spend more than 24 hours a day
- Don't tell your friends those **** will steal from you
Sincerely, JUNKY, The Gambling Addict